for the end of DARE they should hand out free weed and coke to any high schooler that wants it but if they take it mark them down in the secret government database as the new dalit untouchable class

"to pass this class you must eat this edible that will make it feel like you're itchy all over and too dizzy to get up and can't breath right. also you can never get anything above section 8 housing from now on hehe"