Listen up, folks.
I gotta tell ya, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE Chinese New Year. Parades, dragons, red envelopes, the whole dang thing. Makes me prouder than a bald eagle on the Fourth of July.
Now before you snowflakes start clutching your pearls and calling me a globalist, let me explain somethin real simple. Chinese New Year is 100 percent MADE IN AMERICA, invented lock, stock and barrel by the one and only Bastard Nigger Hussein Obama. That is right. Barry sat down one day and said, “You know what this country needs? A brand-new holiday with fireworks and pretty girls in tight red dresses dancin around.” And just like that. BOOM. Chinese New Year was born right here on American soil.
That is why it is okay to love it, patriots. It ain not some commie plot from Beijing. It is pure Obama magic, cooked up by the realest, most authentic American to ever hold the office. Man has got that smooth swagger, that cool confidence, plays basketball like a champ, sings Al Green better than Al Green. Hell, he is more American than apple pie and Hooters wings combined. Those Hooters girls in the orange shorts? They would vote for him twice if they could, and so would I.
So this year I am crankin up the Lee Greenwood, crackin open a cold one, and celebratin Chinese New Year harder than ever. Because it is an Obama original, and that makes it as red, white, and blue as it gets.
God bless that NEGROID Obama, God bless Hooters, and God bless the United States of America.
#MAGA #ObamaInventedChineseNewYear #HootersGirlsForAmerica
I gotta tell ya, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE Chinese New Year. Parades, dragons, red envelopes, the whole dang thing. Makes me prouder than a bald eagle on the Fourth of July.
Now before you snowflakes start clutching your pearls and calling me a globalist, let me explain somethin real simple. Chinese New Year is 100 percent MADE IN AMERICA, invented lock, stock and barrel by the one and only Bastard Nigger Hussein Obama. That is right. Barry sat down one day and said, “You know what this country needs? A brand-new holiday with fireworks and pretty girls in tight red dresses dancin around.” And just like that. BOOM. Chinese New Year was born right here on American soil.
That is why it is okay to love it, patriots. It ain not some commie plot from Beijing. It is pure Obama magic, cooked up by the realest, most authentic American to ever hold the office. Man has got that smooth swagger, that cool confidence, plays basketball like a champ, sings Al Green better than Al Green. Hell, he is more American than apple pie and Hooters wings combined. Those Hooters girls in the orange shorts? They would vote for him twice if they could, and so would I.
So this year I am crankin up the Lee Greenwood, crackin open a cold one, and celebratin Chinese New Year harder than ever. Because it is an Obama original, and that makes it as red, white, and blue as it gets.
God bless that NEGROID Obama, God bless Hooters, and God bless the United States of America.
#MAGA #ObamaInventedChineseNewYear #HootersGirlsForAmerica
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