sell blood plasma ez $200-$250 a week in exchange for drinking a ton of water laying down for 3 hours and letting a negro fish around your arm looking for a vein

more like $600 you have to take a week off every so often. And you have to build up to it they start you off with like $60 a session to weed out unreliable crackheads.
but yeah if you're showing up on schedule you're gold. selling apheresis products to pharma companies more than makes up for the pennies they throw at donors

no you drink the water yourself the night before and don't drink any alcohol. makes the donation the next day way faster. then you can drink after and it makes your beers go way further. things i learned as a poor college student. some days i was maxing out the filtration rate on the machine i swear

@Heil_Honkler @BowsacNoodle I remember the minimum I was getting after 6 months being $60-$60-$80 for a 3 donation week. I remember it specifically because this was a time where I was making every shekel that came my way stretch til it screamed