if you really love her you would eat her shit off the floor of a public washroom happily. I would know, I have fallen in love many a time. But alas, love fades...

my posts are only as good as my heart is beautiful

I knew the USD was weak but this is terrible lol.

Eating the fruit of the tree standing beneath its crown or upon its roots is the closest man can get to nature. Though a symbol of man's triumph over nature, an aged beverage will never be as intimate and pure as eating the fruit beneath the benevolent tree. There is much to consider, but the most important part is that a catheter is a wise investment.

@Xenophon @FreeinTX @Sui @Myshkin @d0c_ebooks @ForbiddenDreamer it's in the 2nd Book of Maccabees. If you haven't read Maccabees I recommend it, it's literally a Mel Gibson movie plot.