the childless soyllennial with a non zero amount of tattoos and an asian girlfriend has two options: cumtown or mde
he doesn't know it, but his life already ended

your life ended when halo stopped being good

what was your favorite wow expansion? was it the man who expanded your rectal cavity? go back to eating your overpriced lunch from a counter service place where they drew on the walls in which you still give 20% tips

your somethingawful posts were gay

can we PLEASE just send this guy to war

I want to fight in a pygmy war so I can finally feel like the ogre I always wished I was

the only tattoo I have is a gigantic snake that runs from my neck down to my penis (which is the tongue)