American culture is centered around micks. They have holidays for micks. They killed hundreds of thousands of wops to free micks. They listen to irish music. They elect a mick as their president. They dress and act like leprechauns. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from micks. They post sassy gifs about micks. They watch sportsball in worship of micks. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of micks. They use mick slang like "car park" and "pot o' gold." When you say "Saint Patrick" they're thinking of the mick, not the quarterback Mahomes. Their cities are completely overrun with micks. They worship their FAEbot police force disproportionately filled with changelings and their global police force of soldiers filled with micks. Their men sit around watching Notre Dame sportsball while their women use tiktok to learn stepdancing. They worship irish like James Joyce and the guy who invented Guinness and Bono and the late Ronald McDonald while attacking the wops who actually built their country before micks took over. Their movies are filled with micks and their music charts are topped by micks. They send micks to the Olympics and celebrate when the micks win because those micks are true green blooded american micks. They drink Irish booze to a point where "guiness" does not make them think of the world record book, but about mick beer instead. They will tell you how much they hate micks and how the Hibernian conspiracy meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love micks but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of irish loving micks.