Kill him

"um ackshually"ing rationalization hamster spinning into overdrive here

One of my friends had to pull his kids out of private school because the teachers insisted multiple times that getting bullied was his kid's fault. (Unfortunately a rich parents issue not a brownoid issue)

I miss being small enough to crawl through ventilation ducts. That and getting on the roof instead of going to classes was the best fun I had in middle school.

I wish the CIA had accepted the application I sent in when I was 10. I would have been their top guy, best guy if they'd provided me with plungers and splinter cell goggles